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STONER NARRATIVE
Bussing Tables at the Gingham House
A sixties flashback
I first heard the song,
‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.’
while I tabled the onion rolls and sourdough,
cleaned and wiped a booth,
and made sure not to steal
the server’s tips.
I heard nothing like it.
A little girl floating in space
was too much to bear,
so I shared my discovery
with a stoner coworker
because there was music in the air.
Inspired by the lyrics,
we snuck into the storeroom
to smoke a finely rolled joint.
“Yeah, the Beatles are great,” I said.
He said, “I’m gonna get Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts
Club Band,”
and sat there until the boss
heard us laughing hysterically.
“Hand over your dishrags
and your name tags —
leave through the backdoor,”
said the uptight manager.