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Godspeed With God’s Fuel
For the environmentally savvy religious fundamentalists
Just in. God has notified the churches that we no longer have to worry about fossil fuel or saving the planet from extinction. There’s a simple solution to Global Warming, high emissions, and ice caps melting — the Holy Spirit.
That’s right. Born-again environmentalists throughout the Bible Belt have discovered not only the cheapest and holiest form of energy but also highly efficient.
“It’s simple, it’s right in front of our noses, and it’s good for the soul,” say the environmental preachers. “It will be in the here and now and in the hereafter. The Great Beyond is going Green.”
So, forget about gas, nuclear energy, electricity, hydropower, solar power, or any other costly energy — Get the fuel powered by the one and only. It’s the cleanest, purest fuel anywhere. It’s free with a simple ten-percent tithe at your local church or a generous contribution to the 700 Club. May Pat Robertson rest in peace. May Jimmy Swaggart rest in peace while we’re at it.
There is a catch, however. You have to believe in God, not just any God — the…
